Knights of Walpurgis

Game Lesson #1: Honest Assessment of Yourself

In Uncategorized on April 6, 2018 at 10:25 am

This is a new series I’ve been working on which teaches guys how to get girls easy. There is no structure for this but I’ve been working on something. Usually, I just write whatever comes to mind, like I’m a Confucius of seduction and my students just write it down. Anyway, let’s begin.

First of all, you’re not special. Of course you’ve heard it in fight club. You’re not unique. You’re just like any other guy and a girl is just like any other girl. In fact, I can prove it to you by science.

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There is this thing in science called the Bell Curve or the Normal Distribution. In this Bell Curve, a lot of people, men and women, fall within the average. Say, you rate yourself as a 7/10. Most probably, in truth, you are a 5/10. It’s just science. Most people fall within the middle of 5/10.

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See. Now, those in the extreme left are the ugly as fuck people. Those in the extreme right are the Olympian god-level of handsomeness and beauty. You gotta accept that you most probably are in the middle.

Ever wonder why ugly AF guys get hot girls? Because they are unique and noticeable. That girl got probably hit on by average joes all her life and here comes this Quasimodo, just pure swag, and sweeps her of his feet.

The lesson: Be unique. Stand out from the crowd of 5/10 s to become 10/10.

Until next time.

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How Many Dicks did Taylor Swift Suck?

In Uncategorized on March 28, 2018 at 4:54 pm

Note: this article is not meant to disparage or shame the singer/actress/celebrity but is an honest assessment of high risk sexual behavior.

There are many questions about Swift’s sexuality. Is she bisexual? What sexual activity does she engage in? Does she suck cock? Does she like intense buggery?

What we know, so far, is that Swift was devirginized by Jake Gylenhaal. Afterwards, she had a string of boyfriends and no girlfriends (as far as we were led to believe). After Gylenhaal, there was John Mayer, Harry Styles, Conor Kennedy, Calvin Harries, Tom Hiddleston, and Joe Alwyn. That gives us a total of seven dudes she most probably banged.

Does she use protection? Or she prefers the raw deliciousness of getting dicked. She has probably seen every kind of dick and balls that every girl might see in a lifetime.

Suggestion: get tested for HIV and other STDs.

I have drawn you

In Uncategorized on March 24, 2018 at 11:15 pm

I dreamed of her. Again…..

 

Which reminds me, that one time, a friend of mine (who I used to like, bitchy girl but big tits), said that I’m probably the type who makes anonymous poems and posts about people in the internet.

 

Damn, she did not know how right she was.