Knights of Walpurgis

Sent Dic Pics Mean Love

In Uncategorized on November 12, 2017 at 3:37 pm

Far from the common belief that pictures of the male genitalia being vulgar and reprehensible, dick pics are artworks and show authentic human attraction between different or same sex.

I was browsing instagram, a well-known platform for hookers and hookers-who-claim-they-are-just-models when one of my contacts posted a dick pic in her instagram story. It was sent by an admirer, claiming that she made him ejaculate multiple times and she made him grow to seven inches! This was posted in her instagram story (which disappear after twenty-four hours) but she did not blur the image of the penis, she did not censor the name of the sender, and, worst of all, she vandalized this work of art by claiming that it does not look like seven inches, but more like three inches. To be fair to the sender, it looks quite long and beautiful, if that indeed is his copulatory organ.

The penis is a potent symbol of male virility, so much so that, in general, almost all cultures view a large member as more masculine and more powerful. The Greeks are the exception to the rule with their depiction of the small penis as more aesthetically pleasing to differentiate themselves from the barbarians who sometimes fought with them, sans clothing with their dicks in display.

Scientists also found that one of the reasons why males have a larger penis-to-body ratio compared with other apes is because human males are bipedal creatures and natural selection has chosen the big penis. An indicator that size does matter since the big cock genes are passed from parent to offspring. So sending a penis image is a truly natural act, in the sense that ever since the beginning of time, ancient man has practiced exhibitionism to some degree.

Sending a dick pic means vulnerability. The man’s most private part is shown to the world to see but it is sent to the person that the male trusts. It means, “I am vulnerable for you because I love you.” Exposing oneself to ridicule and shame but knowing that nothing else matters but what your lover thinks, that is love.

-B. I.

 

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On Whang Od: Social Justice Warriors React!

In Uncategorized on October 23, 2017 at 7:44 pm

In the cacophony of voices, one voice remains silent: the center of the controversy, Whang Od herself. Some say she was exploited, others claim that she was given justice and the art was properly showcased. Again, the best person to answer this is Whang Od herself.

Did she feel exploited? I think that she is wise beyond her years to know if she is being taken advantage of by the organizers of the event. Or maybe people assumed that since she is a katutubo, she does not know when people are using her! Come on, you are giving too much credit to yourself and making her appear the fool.

I know the importance of the cultural context by which people get the tattoos from her. But do we have to do the same? Do we have to kill another person, present the head, and get the tattoo as a symbol of a successful hunt? In that case, what the tourists do, whether local or foreign, is misappropriating the proper use of the tribal markings. Some would say that you need to journey to Buscayan to be able to be worthy of the tattoo, as if it is a price that is coveted but if we compare this “sacrifice” to the effort that they put in this endeavor with what the headhunters do, these tourists would not be worthy of the tattoo as well!

You do not have to go to Buscayan to appreciate her culture. What we need is to study and preserve this indigenous art. Showcasing her skills and artwork in the Metro would be the best way to do so.

Devil May Cry: Realization

In Uncategorized on October 17, 2017 at 10:15 pm

Did any of you play Devil May Cry 4 (?). It’s the one where a guy with a magic arm named Nero is the protagonist. Dante is the usual main character (and you will be able to play him later in the game). Well, the game started of with Nero being part of this “religion” which worships Sparda (Dante’s dad and the devil who rebelled against his programming to help humanity).

Nero does not believe in this savior narrative and he does not want any of those BS. At the start of the game, he seems to be attending some sort of worship service but he is the only one not in white cape (eerily similar to those used by the KKK) and he appears to be bored out of his mind. In a later encounter with one of the games minor characters (with sever lack of clothing but bountiful amount of bosom), he scoffs after she said “May the savior be with you in your journey.”

So…

Why the hell do they still keep Nero around if he does not believe in their core tenets?

My position is that Nero once believed in what the Order worships but somewhere along the line, he lost his faith.

Who knew that some videogame would teach so much in life!

Mood: sexually aroused AF

PS— Holy smokes, this things do come in pulses! In bits and pieces. Writer’s inspiration works that way.