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In Uncategorized on June 24, 2017 at 4:45 pm

 

How to Know if A Couple is Still Together Without Asking Them

In Uncategorized on April 27, 2017 at 1:39 pm

  1. Profile Pictures

Couples love showing off how they are head over heels for each other with their Look-Where-We’ve-Been-To posts. A picture of each other, especially if that is their Facebook profile picture, is a sure fire way of telling that they are a couple and that they are so in love! They also posts on each other’s walls, takes pictures of each other and posts them as well. So a profile picture with only a single person is a good indicator that the couple has broken up.

2. No Interaction With Each Other

Posts and pics of each other are usually liked and commented on by the other person. If they are not together anymore, there is a startlingly lack of interaction

3. They are not FB Friends

Face it, this guy/girl knows the most intimate thing about you yet you are not friends? This is some major falling out. A falling out that is not easily mended. Also, this is another reason why they cannot interact with each other

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4. They Flirt With Other People in Social Media

This shit is so obvious it hurts.

Reasons why lesbians are the worst

In Uncategorized on April 26, 2017 at 10:55 pm

  1. They are not even real lesbos…

Case in point: Amber Heard. This girl used to date another girl until the other girl was dumped in favor of the far more wealthy Johnny Depp. Being a lesbian is a career move for this woman. A lesbian is still a rarity in Hollywood that is why they are still talked about. As the saying goes, bad publicity is still publicity. Well, her career failed to launch. In fact, the only movie I saw her in is Drive which is actually more notable for the sex scene between Nicholas Cage and Charlotte Ross. She then seduced Depp in order to finance her high maintenance life. I thought lesbos only date women?

2. They are manipulative as fuck…

I know a lot of lesbians and most of them are just like girls, except for the fact that they, also, like girls. Since they are girls, they know what girls want. Going to the bathroom is such an opportunity for them to perve on girls without girls noticing. Most girls, when they found out a girl is lesbian, would actually be creeped the fuck out. This is similar to a guy in the friendzone, except that girls can be wary knowing that the guy likes them, but with lesbians, they can let their guard down and be vulnerable, not knowing that they are being exploited.