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How Many Dicks did Taylor Swift Suck?

In Uncategorized on March 28, 2018 at 4:54 pm

Note: this article is not meant to disparage or shame the singer/actress/celebrity but is an honest assessment of high risk sexual behavior.

There are many questions about Swift’s sexuality. Is she bisexual? What sexual activity does she engage in? Does she suck cock? Does she like intense buggery?

What we know, so far, is that Swift was devirginized by Jake Gylenhaal. Afterwards, she had a string of boyfriends and no girlfriends (as far as we were led to believe). After Gylenhaal, there was John Mayer, Harry Styles, Conor Kennedy, Calvin Harries, Tom Hiddleston, and Joe Alwyn. That gives us a total of seven dudes she most probably banged.

Does she use protection? Or she prefers the raw deliciousness of getting dicked. She has probably seen every kind of dick and balls that every girl might see in a lifetime.

Suggestion: get tested for HIV and other STDs.

I have drawn you

In Uncategorized on March 24, 2018 at 11:15 pm

I dreamed of her. Again…..


Which reminds me, that one time, a friend of mine (who I used to like, bitchy girl but big tits), said that I’m probably the type who makes anonymous poems and posts about people in the internet.


Damn, she did not know how right she was.