Knights of Walpurgis

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Bumble Bitch #2

In Uncategorized on November 6, 2019 at 9:32 pm

Just now, I was talking to some ho I met in Bumble. Like any ho, they cannot commit. Cannot even tell me if they are available in a certain date. I am sick and tired of these hoes.

I am sick and tired of the endless vague answers.

“We’ll see.” “I’m busy next week.” Please, I do not want to play this idiotic game. Let’s not waste each other’s time.

I gave her one more chance for her to tell me her schedule tomorrow. If she does not do it, I will fucking end it. Bitch you get unmatched.

This is the second bitch that gave me such a hard time. Bumble bitches.

Proof That God is Against Me Through the Use of the Universal Language i.e. Math

In Uncategorized on November 6, 2019 at 9:28 pm

Everything is stacked against me. In a game where the only outcomes are either to win or to lose, I lost almost all of the time. My teammates in those games suck. In 14 games, I won only the last one.

Mathematically speaking, that should be improbable. The odds of losing 13 consecutive times is as follows:

= 1 / (2^13) = 0.012%

This means that in 99.99%, the odds are thoroughly against me. Imagine that. Once more, God is truly against me. I have proven it by math.