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In Uncategorized on June 24, 2017 at 4:45 pm

 

How to Know if A Couple is Still Together Without Asking Them

In Uncategorized on April 27, 2017 at 1:39 pm

  1. Profile Pictures

Couples love showing off how they are head over heels for each other with their Look-Where-We’ve-Been-To posts. A picture of each other, especially if that is their Facebook profile picture, is a sure fire way of telling that they are a couple and that they are so in love! They also posts on each other’s walls, takes pictures of each other and posts them as well. So a profile picture with only a single person is a good indicator that the couple has broken up.

2. No Interaction With Each Other

Posts and pics of each other are usually liked and commented on by the other person. If they are not together anymore, there is a startlingly lack of interaction

3. They are not FB Friends

Face it, this guy/girl knows the most intimate thing about you yet you are not friends? This is some major falling out. A falling out that is not easily mended. Also, this is another reason why they cannot interact with each other

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4. They Flirt With Other People in Social Media

This shit is so obvious it hurts.

Reasons why lesbians are the worst

In Uncategorized on April 26, 2017 at 10:55 pm

  1. They are not even real lesbos…

Case in point: Amber Heard. This girl used to date another girl until the other girl was dumped in favor of the far more wealthy Johnny Depp. Being a lesbian is a career move for this woman. A lesbian is still a rarity in Hollywood that is why they are still talked about. As the saying goes, bad publicity is still publicity. Well, her career failed to launch. In fact, the only movie I saw her in is Drive which is actually more notable for the sex scene between Nicholas Cage and Charlotte Ross. She then seduced Depp in order to finance her high maintenance life. I thought lesbos only date women?

2. They are manipulative as fuck…

I know a lot of lesbians and most of them are just like girls, except for the fact that they, also, like girls. Since they are girls, they know what girls want. Going to the bathroom is such an opportunity for them to perve on girls without girls noticing. Most girls, when they found out a girl is lesbian, would actually be creeped the fuck out. This is similar to a guy in the friendzone, except that girls can be wary knowing that the guy likes them, but with lesbians, they can let their guard down and be vulnerable, not knowing that they are being exploited.

I didn’t go to a gathering that I was initially invited

In Uncategorized on February 28, 2017 at 11:28 pm

Original article can be found here.

Just this night, some of my friends posted a picture of them going out. I was surprised because I do not know that there is such a thing. I asked, when was this and it was apparently happening right now. They, then, invited me at that time. Of course, I did not respond.

I believe that they are just being modest and try to invite me because I started asking questions already. In truth, they do not want me there as I was not initially invited. So I thought it would be awkward if I just went there.

Update: they added me later to this FB messenger thread and they were surprised that I was not part of the thread. I was even more surprised that such a thread exists! They posted their get-together in this thread which I am not a part of. The fact that they are surprised is kinda telling. It’s as if I don’t exist.

These are the comments:

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Just trying out

In Uncategorized on February 22, 2017 at 10:06 am

 

The real thug

In Uncategorized on January 23, 2017 at 4:01 pm

The real thug right here

 

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Up to Now

In Uncategorized on December 15, 2016 at 1:26 pm

Up to now, there is still some hate.

Every time I’m doing nothing, all I think about is that traitor and how he got my girl from me. I always think about what kind of girl she is, a girl who is willing to get another person’s significant other.

There are plenty of fish in the sea and a lot of those fishes are single. What could she be thinking? Could she be pondering that he was worth the risk? She is willing to be second best, to be the fall back for that guy. What kind of girl does that?

I bet she is willing to be a mistress.

Death of A Baby (from Reddit)

In Uncategorized on December 13, 2016 at 9:23 am

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Death of a Baby

In Uncategorized on December 13, 2016 at 9:17 am

Warning: Pretty gruesome post so if you are not squeamish, you can read ahead.

As an intro, I must say that I do not have a baby and never had one in the past.

I am living with my parents and siblings and we also have two babies, one younger and one is a bit older. As I know that we don’t have any babies, I just assumed we adopted them. I do not know the name or sex of the older baby but the younger baby is named “Samantha.”

Now these babies fight all the time. At one point, the bigger baby almost put Samantha’s whole face into his/her mouth. I break up their fight and I see that Samantha’s tongue is bleeding. I went out of the room to call my parents to tell what happened. It took quite a while to find someone.

When I returned, I saw, Samantha (I assume), dead. The upper half of her head was separated from her jaw as I can see the tongue. I cried when I saw this and then I woke up.

P.S. I was pretty disturbed by this dream due to the gruesome nature of it but I did not cry on waking up. I wonder if there is such a significance.

What does this mean?

Abhorrence

In Uncategorized on October 18, 2016 at 9:18 pm

Being not in love is abhorrent. It is a very unnatural state. To love is to be truly human. Thus, someone who does not love and is unloved is truly subhuman. 

Being not in love is abhorrent

The swivelling state of uncertainty but the possibility of absolute victory is what prompted me to try and court the girl of my dreams.

To tell you in advance, this story has no happy ending. My story has no vindication, no climax, no moment of triumph but only a point in time when I was certain that defeat was assured. Now, let me tell you my story.

There was a very pretty girl, Dianne, who I fell in love with a few years ago. She was in a relationship and I stopped pursuing her because of that, being a gentleman who respects the bond between official lovers. The girl is now single, so I tried to make a move. She is fun, sexy, with a smile that will always brighten your day. Oh, that smile. That smile is to die for. Being the ignoramus that I was, I, again, fell in love with her.

We were teased, similar to that when other people see young love blossoming in their eyes. The leader of those who tease me is my friend, Paul. Paul is one of the closest friends that I have. He is also very close to Dianne. Paul’s ex-girlfriend, Joyce, is Dianne’s best friend. Paul is currently in a long term relationship with another girl and they have been together for almost 7 years. While I stuttered and fumbled for words with Dianne, Paul jut came in with a natural grace when talking to her. I felt safe because I know Paul would never betray me, much less his girlfriend of 7 years.

Things took a turn for the worst. I noticed that Paul and Dianne are becoming closer to each other as the days passed. I kept this to myself, just thinking that maybe I was clouded with false jealousy. Paul and Dianne started eating lunch together, and then dinner, and then lunch and dinner. I am not the only one who noticed this. They started going home together with the excuse being that they live in the same area. HOW FUCKING CONVENIENT. Who the hell knows if they are having coitus. I won’t be surprised.

I asked Paul about this. Many people asked both of them about this but they both denied anything between them. “We’re just friends.” What a fucking cliche. Well, friends do fornicate too, you know. It does not happen all the time but it happens. Shit like that happens more times than we know because of underreporting.

I lost all my trust and confidence in Paul. He is snake waiting to bite when the time is ripe. He used me as bait and leverage to get what he wants. Kudos to you, bro. You got two girls but you destroyed our friendship. Friendship fucking over. Paul is a liar. How do I know that? I overheard a mutual friend of ours saying that Paul likes Dianne too. Dianne still denies it but it is getting hard to believe that coming from someone who enters into a relationship to another person who knows that guy is trouble.

Yeah, heartbroken once again. 0/10. Motherfucking record.

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