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A Word

In Uncategorized on February 9, 2019 at 3:35 pm

Things just have been too busy lately. I shall update more often.

I’m trying a break from social media and go back to blogging.




In Uncategorized on December 18, 2018 at 3:38 pm


Words to Live By

In Uncategorized on December 17, 2018 at 11:36 pm

“When injustice is the law, Rebellion becomes duty.”



P.S.: The internet connection is so stupid it took me more than 5 minutes to write and post this quote

Why does it have to be you?

In Uncategorized on September 21, 2018 at 8:40 am

Hello, Silver P.,

Why does it have to be you?

Why did you have to be the one to first talk to me?

Why did you have to be the drunk one to call me in the evening?

Why did you call me instead of your boyfriend? What am I really to you?

That night, I wished things had gone far different but my fear and sense of decency took hold of me, refusing to dive in the ocean of uncertainty.

And now we must say our goodbyes for I fear (and maybe even hope) that we would never see each other again…

I wish that I ave met you sooner. I wish that I have been born in a different place and maybe we could be together.

Hands trying to grab a red heart in a bird cage / Forbidden love concept

My Day

In Uncategorized on June 13, 2018 at 5:27 pm

My day starts like any other. I wake up, get breakfast of eggs, beef, coffee, and, pineapple juice. I go home, take a dump. I open Facebook, 9gag (and I give submissions too), Reddit, 4chan (specifically the boards of /tv/, /int/, and /x/

Starting New

In Uncategorized on June 13, 2018 at 5:24 pm

A new chapter of my life is about to start. I’m gonna be a player and get laid like crazy. Trust me on this.

Mood: Swinging like the alternating torrential rains and gloomy weather.

Have a magnanimous Wednesday, everyone!

youtube terminated me

In Uncategorized on May 16, 2018 at 6:44 pm

Well, youtube deleted my account. My account has been there for 8 years. EIGHT. FUCKING. YEARS. All down the drain just because some stupid fucks decide that some artful nudity hurts their morals.


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Game Lesson #1: Honest Assessment of Yourself

In Uncategorized on April 6, 2018 at 10:25 am

This is a new series I’ve been working on which teaches guys how to get girls easy. There is no structure for this but I’ve been working on something. Usually, I just write whatever comes to mind, like I’m a Confucius of seduction and my students just write it down. Anyway, let’s begin.

First of all, you’re not special. Of course you’ve heard it in fight club. You’re not unique. You’re just like any other guy and a girl is just like any other girl. In fact, I can prove it to you by science.


There is this thing in science called the Bell Curve or the Normal Distribution. In this Bell Curve, a lot of people, men and women, fall within the average. Say, you rate yourself as a 7/10. Most probably, in truth, you are a 5/10. It’s just science. Most people fall within the middle of 5/10.


See. Now, those in the extreme left are the ugly as fuck people. Those in the extreme right are the Olympian god-level of handsomeness and beauty. You gotta accept that you most probably are in the middle.

Ever wonder why ugly AF guys get hot girls? Because they are unique and noticeable. That girl got probably hit on by average joes all her life and here comes this Quasimodo, just pure swag, and sweeps her of his feet.

The lesson: Be unique. Stand out from the crowd of 5/10 s to become 10/10.

Until next time.

How Many Dicks did Taylor Swift Suck?

In Uncategorized on March 28, 2018 at 4:54 pm

Note: this article is not meant to disparage or shame the singer/actress/celebrity but is an honest assessment of high risk sexual behavior.

There are many questions about Swift’s sexuality. Is she bisexual? What sexual activity does she engage in? Does she suck cock? Does she like intense buggery?

What we know, so far, is that Swift was devirginized by Jake Gylenhaal. Afterwards, she had a string of boyfriends and no girlfriends (as far as we were led to believe). After Gylenhaal, there was John Mayer, Harry Styles, Conor Kennedy, Calvin Harries, Tom Hiddleston, and Joe Alwyn. That gives us a total of seven dudes she most probably banged.

Does she use protection? Or she prefers the raw deliciousness of getting dicked. She has probably seen every kind of dick and balls that every girl might see in a lifetime.

Suggestion: get tested for HIV and other STDs.

I have drawn you

In Uncategorized on March 24, 2018 at 11:15 pm

I dreamed of her. Again…..


Which reminds me, that one time, a friend of mine (who I used to like, bitchy girl but big tits), said that I’m probably the type who makes anonymous poems and posts about people in the internet.


Damn, she did not know how right she was.