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I want to go to parties

In Uncategorized on October 29, 2010 at 2:00 am

I want to go to parties.

I look forward mostly to the drinking sessions where copious amounts of alcohol are consumed. The feeling of intoxication is awesome. I do not want to get wasted but to get in the zone between tipsy and wasted which is called the awesome zone. I am restricted by my parents from going to these parties. They do not explicitly forbid me to go but they create situations where it is impossible for me to go such as giving me tasks on the day itself. I am legal so it is not against the law for me to drink alcohol. Alcohol is a social lubricant and it is scientifically proven that drinkers are less likely to suffer health problems than their non-drinking counterparts.

This is related to the reason for having a car. If I possess a car, I will be able to go to these drinking sessions and have fun with my friends. I want to bond with my friends and share stories that are only possible to tell when people are a bit on the wild side already. Alcohol loosens the tongue and it does it best. So we are still talking about drinking not partying. Partying involves grinding to the music of repetitive beats (TUGS TUGS TUGS) and grinding with another person.

This leads us to my third reason for being sad which is meeting with girls (or lack thereof). I usually meet girls at classes but still it is awkward to talk to them about something except the subject. If I am in a party, you really do not have to talk to them so much. You just have to dance with them and grind them in the ass. If you have to talk with them, you can talk about stupid things especially if they are already drunk. If you even manage to talk with them, the loud music will not be much of a help. If you are good enough, you can get laid.

P.S. Last afternoon, I was at the mall, just chilling, when I saw this group of kids (well, young teens) trying their buy their way to purchase alcoholic drinks. They keep pointing to an imaginary person who, I assume, was supposedly commanding them to buy a drink. The woman who was tending the drinks along with two other male employees would not budge and would not give them their drinks.

By the way, the beer woman is really hot. I sometimes go to the mall just to see her ass. She wears these black pants who are so tight that you can see the shape of her legs and ass. I think that she does not wear underwear since there are no panty lines on her pants.

The kids who are trying to buy a drink are dumb. They cannot go out of the mall to have their drink. They can only drink it inside. Doing so could easily alert the guards and they can be put to jail. Also, it is illegal to sell drinks to minors even if someone is asking them do so.