My Day

My day starts like any other. I wake up, get breakfast of eggs, beef, coffee, and, pineapple juice. I go home, take a dump. I open Facebook, 9gag (and I give submissions too), Reddit, 4chan (specifically the boards of /tv/, /int/, and /x/

Starting New

A new chapter of my life is about to start. I’m gonna be a player and get laid like crazy. Trust me on this.

Mood: Swinging like the alternating torrential rains and gloomy weather.

Have a magnanimous Wednesday, everyone!